One of my least favorite things about having IC is having to pee when it is not convenient. As a result of this, I have sweriously mastered the out of peeing outdoors (I don’t just mean in the forest, I’ve been known to pee between cars in parking lots in the middle of the day.) I used to be really scared of peeing outside, but after you get the hang of pulling your pants in front of you so they don’t get showered, it’s not so bad. Honestley, I think its hilarious and a great party trick. Those are the kind of parties I go to motha fuckaaaa! Sometimes peeing outside isn’t an option though. Like when youre at the movies (www.runpee.com amazing.) or out to dinner, or shopping. I like doing all of these things, but I am NOT a fan of public restrooms. There are many reasons I hate public restrooms.
1: They stink. Poop before you leave the house people!
2: Periods. I don’t have them (thank you mirena!) and I don’t want to look at your nasty ass bloddy tampon in the trash or ON THE FLOOR! seriously, ladies? It’s gross, period.
3: Toilet seats. How come every time I go into a publis bathroom there is piss all over the seat? What would your mother say?
4: The floor. Why is it wet?
5: Social interactions. I’m trying to pee, not talk to your weird ass.
6: Those stupid hand dryers. Maybe I’m doing it wrong, but I always end up just blowing the water off my hands onto my leg/feet.
7: Poop. Did you sit on top of the toilet tank and take a dump? I don’t understand how it got EVERYWHERE.
I could seriously go on and on. I was shopping with my lovely mother
the other day and i had to pee. I had to pee like RIGHT NOW! We were in Ross. Just the thought of the bathroom was making me feel sick. My only options were peeing my pants or braving the restroom. When I opened the door I was welcomed with the overwhelming smell of 20 different kinds of crap and the lovely sounds of a woman (sasquatch?) very vocally taking a dump. I opened the door to the first stall (with a paper towel) and saw that the toilet was clogged with something that was kind of green. I opened the door to the next stall and the toilet looked surprisingly clean. I went in and put about 46 toilet seat covers on the seat. I did my thing then went to wash my hands. The sink looked dirtier than both toilets so I made the decision to not wash my hands. I grabbed more paper towels to open the door out when I saw it. In the trash can where you throw your towels after you dry your hands was a huge adult sized shit. Some broad came in here and pooped in the trash. I couldn’t fucking beleive it. Part of me wanted to run for my life but the other part of me wanted to take a picture. I didn’t have my camera though. So I left the restroom and bought myself a large bottle of hand sanitizer. I’ll pee in the parking lot next time. Also, this happened.